2/12/2020
Maybe should have skipped Leg Day just this once:

Lauren: Exercising on a stair master has ruined my legs
Lauren: I had to bend down for tortillas on the bottom shelf at HEB
Lauren: Almost couldn’t get back up
Lauren: I currently walk at 1/6 my usual speed
Lauren: This weekend will be great
Rob: Conventions are the best exercise program. Even more so if you volunteer/staff. Rob: Something something make Lauren play DDR in the game room.
Lauren: Fuck no man
Rob: So not likely to play DDR with Luis... got it.
Luis: I'll wear her like a backpack
Luis: And make it a nightmare for her
Rob: ...I do not have a follow up for that.
Lauren: I mean
Lauren: That sounds like a piggy back ride
Lauren: I don’t mind not walking
Rob: You're paying for that part of Luis' Whataburger fee

12/29/2019
Maybe we're not the best examples to study:

Rob: I was just thinking that Aly and I are the Embodiment of Cosplay Reason. And Luis is Cosplay Entropy.
Rob: I have no idea where I'm going with that... but I'll own it.

12/9/2019
This is not the future we want:

Rob: At this point the Book Of Future Cosplay Plans is going to become like SkyNet and usher in Judgement Day.